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nipplescratchers2017-11-02 08:16 pm
preternaturalist) wrote in nipplescratchers2017-11-02 08:16 pm
1. Then you guys just all showered together...?
2. At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
3. You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
4. Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
5. As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
2. At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
3. You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
4. Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
5. As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
1. A: I miss you.
B: Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
2. I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
3. She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love..
4. Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
B: Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
2. I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
3. She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love..
4. Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Oh, I don't mind, I like it the way it is. But I'm usually doing this with a spoon. And in my own kitchen, not the break room at work.
I'm like
actually scared
at the prospect of that. Geez.
actually scared
at the prospect of that. Geez.
God no, I'm not the kind of person who needs that noise to wake them up.
ok but if you don't fit in an uber how are you gonna fit in my car
omg this isn't an issue of fit is it
omg this isn't an issue of fit is it
omg no i don't want to go to hell
especially not ahead of my time
there was a lot of alcohol and a lot of fried chicken and then a lot of running and maybe i should have had less of something in there
especially not ahead of my time
there was a lot of alcohol and a lot of fried chicken and then a lot of running and maybe i should have had less of something in there
Probably a good idea. On the bright side, only a few people saw, and didn't see anyone else taking photos, so we're safe on that one.
I feel like anybody who knew me more than five minutes wouldn't be.
Because I can? Also on the off chance I catch you off-guard I can save it for posterity's sake
Would I be texting about it if it were just on a regular pool table at someone's house?
no it's not. :(
i'm really sorry but i can't walk out in public like this ;o;!!!
i'm really sorry but i can't walk out in public like this ;o;!!!
Do you need me to come get you? I feel that's what you're trying to say here.
And you're sure they're not inside? I could try and move quick enough nobody should see us, worst comes to worst.
...dude you should have thought about that before you became friends with me, its too late for you now. Might as well enjoy it.
I would have voted for less running, but that's me. There are way better ways to burn off all the alcohol and chicken okay.
I would have voted for less running, but that's me. There are way better ways to burn off all the alcohol and chicken okay.
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