1. A: I miss you. B: Yeah, I don't want to have sex. 2. I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me? 3. She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.. 4. Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
[ And not long after he's rounding the corner in his older station wagon, peering up at house numbers. He honks the horn as he rolls up to the address. ]
[he turns scarlet at the other's words, grabbing the ends of the skirt and trying to pull it down as much as he can to cover a little more of his legs]
I'm sorry he couldn't be there, if he would have stopped this.
...I don't think there's such thing as "too nice", I think sometimes it's just that selfish people are drawn to nice people and take advantage without thinking about the consequences.
... I want to say I am impressed but honestly, this isn't surprising to me at all. But please tell me it was your Pokemon footie pajamas.
I passed out on my living room floor at 2am in the middle of a summoning circle and woke up with sharpie on my face, so how do you think my night went.
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Date: 2017-11-04 01:02 am (UTC)B: Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
2. I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
3. She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love..
4. Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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Date: 2017-11-04 02:37 am (UTC)omg this isn't an issue of fit is it
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Date: 2017-11-04 03:22 am (UTC)i'm really sorry but i can't walk out in public like this ;o;!!!
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Date: 2017-11-06 12:58 am (UTC)i'll be there as soon as i can
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Date: 2017-11-06 11:28 pm (UTC)thank you very much. ;o; i really do appreciate it.
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Date: 2017-11-07 03:06 am (UTC)you're safe right
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Date: 2017-11-07 03:53 am (UTC)yes. the house is located in a nice neighborhood
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Date: 2017-11-07 04:52 am (UTC)so do i honk when i'm outside or come in and get you or what
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Date: 2017-11-07 05:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-07 05:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-07 05:57 am (UTC)Thank you again.
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Date: 2017-11-07 06:38 am (UTC)Uh.
Wow.
I mean, it makes your legs look nice but yeah, I see your point about not being seen in public.
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Date: 2017-11-07 06:53 am (UTC)I was tricked!
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Date: 2017-11-08 04:40 am (UTC)So what happened? Who tricked you?
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Date: 2017-11-08 04:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-09 12:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-09 03:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-09 04:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-09 04:35 am (UTC)[he slides down a little in the passenger seat, his pout becoming more prominent]
If he was here, he would've made sure none of this happened.
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Date: 2017-11-09 04:53 am (UTC)Hm? Who's that, who's he?
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Date: 2017-11-10 02:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-10 03:27 am (UTC)...I don't think there's such thing as "too nice", I think sometimes it's just that selfish people are drawn to nice people and take advantage without thinking about the consequences.
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Date: 2017-11-10 04:13 am (UTC)Don't be. He would be shaking his head right now, looking disappointed, worried, and relieved. Then asking me whether I learned my lesson.
[his pout disappears, morphing into a smile at the thought]
Really?
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Date: 2017-11-05 02:54 pm (UTC)I passed out on my living room floor at 2am in the middle of a summoning circle and woke up with sharpie on my face, so how do you think my night went.
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Date: 2017-11-06 11:33 pm (UTC)...i'm sorry? :<?