texts from last night

[preternaturalist]

y'all know what to do

Comments

[icywhatudidthere]

1. Then you guys just all showered together...?

2. At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz

3. You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.

4. Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.

5. As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.

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[interposal]

Do you need me to come get you? I feel that's what you're trying to say here.

[icywhatudidthere]

But I also can't find my pants.

[interposal]

And you're sure they're not inside? I could try and move quick enough nobody should see us, worst comes to worst.

[icywhatudidthere]

Well, I'm still kind of in the jeep. Since I can't find my pants. They're definitely not in here. There's a tiny red skirt here though.

[icywhatudidthere]

I guess there's a half naked someone else around here somewhere.

[interposal]

I would assume so. Either that or I'm afraid they're the one who left with your pants.

[icywhatudidthere]

So I came here with someone that had no pants on?

[ ...now things are starting to get really strange. ]

[interposal]

Not exactly. I meant more that the person who was wearing the skirt may have stolen your pants because they might not have been able to find it earlier?

Though honestly that's not the important part right now. Um. Hm.

Is there a blanket in there at all?

[icywhatudidthere]

So it's somebody who is my size!

[ Not that this knowledge helped. And pretty sure Young-Ho wasn't trying to play detective. ]

There's only a skirt. That's kind of like a blanket?

[interposal]

Maybe?

I suppose it's better than nothing. Just stay put, I'll see if I can find you?

[icywhatudidthere]

[ He's gonna try to at least send a little pinpoint on a map where his phone GPS is saying he is.

Although he will hesitate before sending it because who wants to be seen with no pants?

....he doesn't want to be seen with no pants. He could try making ice pants?! But ice is...transparent so... ]

[interposal]

[ Gonna have to figure out a plan quick on that one, Snow, it's probably not going to be that long until he gets there once he has the location - because vampire speed is one of the things that books and other "lore" has gotten right. ]

[icywhatudidthere]

[ Gotta tell a boy you're gonna do that before you just show up. He figured that no matter where Young-Ho was, he would have some time to work out his current state of affairs. At this rate, the guy is gonna show up with Snow still only wearing a pair of underpants. A position he wasn't sure he wanted to be in, in front of anybody. ]

[interposal]

[ It won't take too long, but long enough that Snow does have some time to think it over. Mainly because Young-ho is trying to make sure he can find a route that keeps them hidden from sight in the worst-case scenario. About halfway through the whole route-planning stage he sends one last text: ]

Should only be a couple more minutes, apologies on the wait.

[icywhatudidthere]

[ Okay. Minutes. There was a sigh of relief as he sits back in the back seat of the vehicle for a moment. Before he bolts upright and checks the message again.

Minutes. Was he just down the street when he sent the first text?! Okay, he hadn't really given this situation any thought, and he was on very limited options so he's going to look great when Young-ho shows up. Naked top half and a nice little red miniskirt covering whatever it could for his lower half. ]

[interposal]

[ Not exactly, just ... he's fast, okay. Vampire "lore" and fiction at least gets that point across well. Plus he's got some advantages - times like this he's grateful that Ki-moon was willing to teach him how to use his shapeshifting abilities more efficiently.

Anyway -

A few minutes pass before he's on the street, now slowed down to normal human speed to stave off any suspicion. ]

Okay, I'm here. I can see the Jeep.

[icywhatudidthere]

[ What's he going to do? There's not much he can do now. Not that he had much time to prepare for this arrival. Sure, he could just blame it on that. Wasn't given enough time to prepare.

Prepare what? He has no idea but please don't laugh at the naked boy in a red miniskirt that is now just peeking out over the door of the jeep. ]

[interposal]

[ No, he won't laugh. Young-ho ends up in front of the door, tilting his head slightly at the other poking his head out.

But boy is he glad that he can't actually blush because of what he is. ]

Oh. Are ... you alright otherwise?

[icywhatudidthere]

[ He glances down at his nicely bare legs and then back towards Young-Ho with a very awkward smile. ]

I guess, all right is one way of putting it. I don't think I'll ever solve the mystery of how I got here but solving the mystery of how to leave here would be a good step.

[interposal]

I can at least help in that regard. I found a route that should keep us both hidden from sight, but I'll need you to trust me.

[Moreso because he's not sure how to carry Snow considering his current predicament. ]