Considering both of our histories, I feel like catching me off guard isn't gonna happen. Not without some serious creativity on your part. But good luck.
And no, no that isn't an invitation to tell me about your sexcapades, so please don't.
Right, see, this is why I hold out on you. That and who else is going to infuriate me to the point of being able to cast a fucking curse from half a mile away? We become actual friends and then what? All hell breaks loose.
Oh yeah, meant to mention, found a rather interesting hex that might be useful to you in hunting. Kinda like a trip wire meshed with barbed wire and some silver thrown in for good measure, you want me to make you a few to try out?
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Date: 2017-11-04 03:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-04 05:38 pm (UTC)And no, no that isn't an invitation to tell me about your sexcapades, so please don't.
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Date: 2017-11-04 11:18 pm (UTC)Also you're no fun. But fine, I'll hold off.
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Date: 2017-11-05 02:50 pm (UTC)Hey, I am plenty fun, just not with you :P
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Date: 2017-11-05 11:20 pm (UTC)See, now why are you holding out on little old me?
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Date: 2017-11-05 11:49 pm (UTC)Because I have these things called standards, I know you are not familiar with them, but they do exist.
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Date: 2017-11-05 11:55 pm (UTC)Standards are overrated most of the time anyway
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Date: 2017-11-06 12:07 am (UTC)Right, see, this is why I hold out on you. That and who else is going to infuriate me to the point of being able to cast a fucking curse from half a mile away? We become actual friends and then what? All hell breaks loose.
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Date: 2017-11-06 03:24 am (UTC)You know, I was almost touched by that. Really. It hit me in one of my few feelings left.
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Date: 2017-11-06 03:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-06 11:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-07 08:14 pm (UTC)Oh yeah, meant to mention, found a rather interesting hex that might be useful to you in hunting. Kinda like a trip wire meshed with barbed wire and some silver thrown in for good measure, you want me to make you a few to try out?
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Date: 2017-11-07 09:43 pm (UTC)Might have to do a test run, so yeah, get a few whipped up for me, I'll mess with it some more if I get a call about a vamp or something.