texts from last night

[preternaturalist]

y'all know what to do

Comments

[downfalling]

1. Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table

2. In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.

3. Can I get my morals surgically removed?

4. It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.

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[muskeg]

Why are you telling me this? I thought we established that I don't care?

[downfalling]

Because I can? Also on the off chance I catch you off-guard I can save it for posterity's sake

[muskeg]

Considering both of our histories, I feel like catching me off guard isn't gonna happen. Not without some serious creativity on your part. But good luck.

And no, no that isn't an invitation to tell me about your sexcapades, so please don't.

[downfalling]

Worth a shot.

Also you're no fun. But fine, I'll hold off.

[muskeg]

It was a shit shot, but whatever.

Hey, I am plenty fun, just not with you :P

[downfalling]

Wasn't really trying, to be perfectly honest.

See, now why are you holding out on little old me?

[muskeg]

That seems to me your mantra in life.

Because I have these things called standards, I know you are not familiar with them, but they do exist.

[downfalling]

I'd like to think it's more "don't half-ass something when you want it" but that works too I suppose.

Standards are overrated most of the time anyway

[muskeg]

... that almost makes it sound good. Almost.

Right, see, this is why I hold out on you. That and who else is going to infuriate me to the point of being able to cast a fucking curse from half a mile away? We become actual friends and then what? All hell breaks loose.

[downfalling]

That was the point.

You know, I was almost touched by that. Really. It hit me in one of my few feelings left.

[muskeg]

Cherish the almost feeling there, it will never happen again.

[downfalling]

Well, I mean it won't be on purpose if it does happen again, I'd assume

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[uncleanspirit]

Tell me the pool table was in the middle of a pool hall.

[downfalling]

Would I be texting about it if it were just on a regular pool table at someone's house?

[uncleanspirit]

Beautiful. Tell me everything what was he/she/they like, did you manage to finish before you got thrown out,
would you hit it again?

[downfalling]

I try.

To answer, in order: 8/10 overall, barely, and probably not. Not that he wasn't bad, just might be a little awkward to see him on the street and say "hey, I totally fucked you on a pool table in the middle of a game with everyone watching".

[uncleanspirit]

I see your point. And it's the memories we make that count or some sentimental shit like that.

[downfalling]

Something like that.

[uncleanspirit]

Well, color me envious. You clearly had the better night.

[downfalling]

Oh? And what happened to you, then?

[uncleanspirit]

Absolutely nothing. No luck at the club, the bar was far too sedate, I wound up coming home.

[downfalling]

Pity. You could've come by before we got kicked out.

[uncleanspirit]

If I'd known there was going to be such a good show, I would have.

[downfalling]

Judging by the reaction to it, it was a decent enough show at the very least.