texts from last night

[preternaturalist]

y'all know what to do

Comments

[diagnosticate]

1. If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom

2. You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock

3. You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.

4. is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?

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[ifelonyou]

And did the alarm clock scream back?

[diagnosticate]

God no, I'm not the kind of person who needs that noise to wake them up.

[ifelonyou]

So, a voice controlled alarm clock then.

[diagnosticate]

I mean they probably have something like that already so I guess?
Tho honestly I'm not that hard to get up, just a rough night.

3

[icywhatudidthere]

I don't think I should be trying to drink that again anytime soon.

...nobody caught that on video, right?

[diagnosticate]

Probably a good idea. On the bright side, only a few people saw, and didn't see anyone else taking photos, so we're safe on that one.

[icywhatudidthere]

Well! One seemed fine, two wasn't doing anything so what harm would a third one have done? Lesson learnt.

[diagnosticate]

Pacing is the name of the game with that sort of thing, my friend. Trust me ;)

[icywhatudidthere]

Guess I have a lot to learn and a teacher that can show me the ropes.

[diagnosticate]

Only to a certain extent, unfortunately. But I'll do my best not to let you down.

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[naneunyulyeongibnida]

OK, but why in the restroom/

[diagnosticate]

Long story. Should be alright in a bit?

[naneunyulyeongibnida]

Okay. That changes, text me again. Otherwise meet me in the ambulance bay when you're ready.

[diagnosticate]

Can do. Sorry about this, generally doesn't come up.

[naneunyulyeongibnida]

Don't worry about it. I got your back.