1. Sorry for trying to baptize you last night. 2. Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me. 3. There's a paramedic out here, what have you done? 4. Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
gave him shit about harassing someone to try and pick them up. to be fair, dude had about six inches on me and had some muscle, but uh. think he learned pretty quick not to go judging on appearance.
i may have gone a bit too far if the paramedics are any indication. granted it shouldn't be much beyond a couple sprains, but i may have also had to abscond elsewhere so i don't get in trouble
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Date: 2017-11-03 04:35 am (UTC)2. Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
3. There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
4. Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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Date: 2017-11-04 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-04 12:36 am (UTC)that's when the station pays me.
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Date: 2017-11-04 01:35 am (UTC)Why the fuck did you feel like baptizing me anyway? Where did that urge even come from?
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Date: 2017-11-04 02:33 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2017-11-06 03:28 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2017-11-04 12:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-04 02:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-04 03:30 am (UTC)i
uh
might have wounded a dude's pride enough to want to do so
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Date: 2017-11-06 03:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-06 04:01 am (UTC)doesn't help that my tolerance for fuckboy bullshit goes to zero when tipsy
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Date: 2017-11-06 11:19 pm (UTC)What did you say that got him so up in arms?
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Date: 2017-11-07 08:43 pm (UTC)gave him shit about harassing someone to try and pick them up. to be fair, dude had about six inches on me and had some muscle, but uh. think he learned pretty quick not to go judging on appearance.
whoops? :D
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Date: 2017-11-08 03:21 am (UTC)I hope he learned his lesson.
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Date: 2017-11-08 05:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-09 12:31 am (UTC)Are you safe?
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Date: 2017-11-10 02:01 am (UTC)just probably not going back anytime soon. might have to send the dude an apology card for going a tiny bit too far. maybe.
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Date: 2017-11-10 03:13 am (UTC)But I don't actually have a say in this so do as you like.
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Date: 2017-11-12 03:00 am (UTC)idk
might just be too nice at this point
not that anyone would really believe him if he talked about what happened anyway
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Date: 2017-11-12 06:22 am (UTC)(no subject)
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