texts from last night

[preternaturalist]

y'all know what to do

Comments

[uncleanspirit]

1. Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
2. Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
3. . Have fuck

*fun

actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
4. She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.

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[ifelonyou]

That seems to be implying that I don't get any already.

[uncleanspirit]

Like even more would be a bad thing. Also I don't know your life, maybe you don't, maybe you're drowning in it.

[ifelonyou]

Quality over quantity. If I got more, it would have to be worth my time.

[uncleanspirit]

I won't argue that point.

[ifelonyou]

You sound like someone with experience.

[uncleanspirit]

Extensive.

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[unchangeling]

Somehow I'm not surprised. On either count.

[uncleanspirit]

I feel like anybody who knew me more than five minutes wouldn't be.

[unchangeling]

Fair point.

[ He can't talk, he's scared off people without even trying. Granted that was the point a lot of the time. ]

[uncleanspirit]

I don't usually get called out on it right way, though. I admired her directness. I tried to tell her that but she wouldn't have anything to do with me after declaring my shady motherfuckerness to the entire bar. Damn.

[unchangeling]

From the sounds of it, it was a very final sort of thing to say.

[uncleanspirit]

Huh. Yeah, I guess it was. I guess we weren't meant to be after all.

[unchangeling]

And I'm sure you'll survive the rejection.

[uncleanspirit]

I'm shriveling up as we speak.

I kid. I'll survive it, I just won't like it.

[unchangeling]

Do you feel you have to be liked by every person you try and flirt with? Honest question.

[uncleanspirit]

Honest answer: I don't need it but it's so rare that I don't get it that I guess that throws me for a minute.

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[nunchii]

... I'm going to the grocery store to get coffee, what kind of fucking life do you think I live?

I'm not you, damnit.

[uncleanspirit]

No shit, you're not. If you were,
you'd be fucking at the grocery store.

[nunchii]

... seriously. Have you actually fucked someone in a grocery store? Wait, no. Don’t tell me. Ugh. UGH. I don’t want any more mental images.

Fuck you, Cheonil.

[uncleanspirit]

That could be arranged too. ;)

Hey while you're there will you grab me a box of chocopies?

[nunchii]

Yes. But only if you promise to never sully my poor, innocent mind again with images of you doing terrible things to produce.

Also, I don't know where you have been, ew. :P

[uncleanspirit]

I fuck people not watermelons,
gross. Now who's the perv?

[nunchii]

Look, even me thinking about you and produce doesn't come close to some of the shit you have done, I have many, many centuries to go before I become even a fraction of the perv you are.

Not that I want to. Fuck. That isn't what I am saying. Do not take this as an invitation to call me your Perv Padawan or something.

[uncleanspirit]

But the alliteration alone! Come on.