1. i mean, as i was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix i became acutely aware of my poor choices 2. just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when i poop." send help. 3. can't walk home still drunk with a sombrero full of baby chickens 4. did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
.... how the fuck are you not dead yet, kid. I swear to the gods, you are the only idiot I know that would go to a fucking church graveyard ON SAMHAIN and get drunk.
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Date: 2017-11-03 04:33 am (UTC)2. just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when i poop." send help.
3. can't walk home still drunk with a sombrero full of baby chickens
4. did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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Date: 2017-11-04 12:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-04 12:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-04 01:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-04 02:40 am (UTC)especially not ahead of my time
there was a lot of alcohol and a lot of fried chicken and then a lot of running and maybe i should have had less of something in there
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Date: 2017-11-04 05:34 pm (UTC)I would have voted for less running, but that's me. There are way better ways to burn off all the alcohol and chicken okay.
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Date: 2017-11-06 12:59 am (UTC)we had to run bc there was some something in the church graveyard
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Date: 2017-11-06 01:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-11-06 03:46 am (UTC)i was drinking at a restuarant with friends
we took a shortcut through the graveyard
something chased us to the church
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Date: 2017-11-06 02:57 pm (UTC)...but are you alright? Am I gonna have to cleanse you or something?
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Date: 2017-11-06 11:16 pm (UTC)it was the running drunk and full of chicken that made me barf not any spirit stuff
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Date: 2017-11-07 07:48 pm (UTC)Also, what was 'it', exactly? Like do I need to be concerned about this moving beyond the graveyard or....
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Date: 2017-11-08 04:44 am (UTC)everyone else is ok too
it didn't chase us past the edge of the graveyard