texts from last night

[preternaturalist]

y'all know what to do

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[muskeg]

Okay but, uh, why were you in front of a giant crucifix? Did you vomit into the tabernacle of a fucking church?!

[gwisinbang]

no it was at the end of their driveway

[muskeg]

....did you try to fuck the minister's daughter? NO WAIT DID YOU SUCCEED? I mean, vomiting, but still.

[gwisinbang]

omg no i don't want to go to hell
especially not ahead of my time

there was a lot of alcohol and a lot of fried chicken and then a lot of running and maybe i should have had less of something in there

[muskeg]

...dude you should have thought about that before you became friends with me, its too late for you now. Might as well enjoy it.

I would have voted for less running, but that's me. There are way better ways to burn off all the alcohol and chicken okay.

[gwisinbang]

no it wasn't for the chicken
we had to run bc there was some something in the church graveyard

[muskeg]

.... how the fuck are you not dead yet, kid. I swear to the gods, you are the only idiot I know that would go to a fucking church graveyard ON SAMHAIN and get drunk.

[gwisinbang]

c'mon i have more sense than that

i was drinking at a restuarant with friends
we took a shortcut through the graveyard
something chased us to the church

[muskeg]

Do you though, do you really? I mean you still chose to cut through the fucking graveyard you idiot.

...but are you alright? Am I gonna have to cleanse you or something?

[gwisinbang]

i'm fine
it was the running drunk and full of chicken that made me barf not any spirit stuff

[muskeg]

... if you're sure. Everyone else okay?

Also, what was 'it', exactly? Like do I need to be concerned about this moving beyond the graveyard or....

[gwisinbang]

i'm sure
everyone else is ok too
it didn't chase us past the edge of the graveyard