texts from last night

[preternaturalist]

y'all know what to do

Comments

[nunchii]

Yes. But only if you promise to never sully my poor, innocent mind again with images of you doing terrible things to produce.

Also, I don't know where you have been, ew. :P

[uncleanspirit]

I fuck people not watermelons,
gross. Now who's the perv?

[nunchii]

Look, even me thinking about you and produce doesn't come close to some of the shit you have done, I have many, many centuries to go before I become even a fraction of the perv you are.

Not that I want to. Fuck. That isn't what I am saying. Do not take this as an invitation to call me your Perv Padawan or something.

[uncleanspirit]

But the alliteration alone! Come on.