texts from last night

[preternaturalist]

y'all know what to do

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[nunchii]

... I'm going to the grocery store to get coffee, what kind of fucking life do you think I live?

I'm not you, damnit.

[uncleanspirit]

No shit, you're not. If you were,
you'd be fucking at the grocery store.

[nunchii]

... seriously. Have you actually fucked someone in a grocery store? Wait, no. Don’t tell me. Ugh. UGH. I don’t want any more mental images.

Fuck you, Cheonil.

[uncleanspirit]

That could be arranged too. ;)

Hey while you're there will you grab me a box of chocopies?

[nunchii]

Yes. But only if you promise to never sully my poor, innocent mind again with images of you doing terrible things to produce.

Also, I don't know where you have been, ew. :P

[uncleanspirit]

I fuck people not watermelons,
gross. Now who's the perv?

[nunchii]

Look, even me thinking about you and produce doesn't come close to some of the shit you have done, I have many, many centuries to go before I become even a fraction of the perv you are.

Not that I want to. Fuck. That isn't what I am saying. Do not take this as an invitation to call me your Perv Padawan or something.

[uncleanspirit]

But the alliteration alone! Come on.