nipplescratchers | texts from last night

No, I'm speaking the truth. Also:
staying on the right side of one comes through deeds, not texts.

I mean that's not wrong
but you'd be surprised. also you do realize I'm mostly joking around, right?

I figured? But I figured why take my chances, too.

it's fine, really. you don't need to try and hold back around me, I promise not to smack you upside the head unless it's something profoundly stupid

So if I'm within arm's reach and I suddenly see stars and feel concussed, it's time for some self-reflection?

bingo. see, you're catching on already!

I do try to be a quick study.

glad to hear it. :)