texts from last night

[preternaturalist]

y'all know what to do

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[scions]

not denying that part.

anyway
everything else turn out okay outside that?

[preternaturalist]

Yeah. While you were out striking a blow against the fuckboys of the world, I went back to that house from yesterday.

No demons or ghosts.

They had rats.

[scions]

well that's anticlimactic. was kinda looking forward to attempting to punch out a demon if that were the case.

[preternaturalist]

More being fighty. I approve.

[scions]

can't help what i am.

delivering truth, justice and well-deserved smackdowns, apparently

[preternaturalist]

I knew there was a reason I liked you so much.

[scions]

not for my sparkling personality? I'm offended

[preternaturalist]

Please don't be. It's rare that someone can pull off both sparkle and the ability to lay on a dangerous smackdown, let alone do it as well as you.

[scions]

[ Well that's a delayed response because of being flustered a little. And the response is of course to keep prodding with the teasing. Go figure. ]

I'm flattered. You sure you're not just saying that so you don't end up on the wrong side of one yourself?

[preternaturalist]

No, I'm speaking the truth. Also:
staying on the right side of one comes through deeds, not texts.

[scions]

I mean that's not wrong
but you'd be surprised. also you do realize I'm mostly joking around, right?

[preternaturalist]

I figured? But I figured why take my chances, too.

[scions]

it's fine, really. you don't need to try and hold back around me, I promise not to smack you upside the head unless it's something profoundly stupid

[preternaturalist]

So if I'm within arm's reach and I suddenly see stars and feel concussed, it's time for some self-reflection?

[scions]

bingo. see, you're catching on already!

[preternaturalist]

I do try to be a quick study.

[scions]

glad to hear it. :)