nipplescratchers | texts from last night

Well, it's not like I'm expecting my landlord to love me. I can deal with that later, after I give Baozu back.

Or I can sic Xiaolongbao on him.

Edited 2017-11-09 03:35 (UTC)

I wouldn't sic Xiaolongbao on my worst enemy.

That's a lie, I'm a bitch and I totally would.