texts from last night

[preternaturalist]

y'all know what to do

Comments

[diggingupdirt]

And then have you wind up homeless when your landlord finds out you got a cat? That's not love.

[thepussywhisperer]

Well, it's not like I'm expecting my landlord to love me. I can deal with that later, after I give Baozu back.

Or I can sic Xiaolongbao on him.

[diggingupdirt]

I wouldn't sic Xiaolongbao on my worst enemy.

That's a lie, I'm a bitch and I totally would.