texts from last night

[preternaturalist]

y'all know what to do

Comments

[preternaturalist]

1. Sorry for trying to baptize you last night.
2. Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
3. There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
4. Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.

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[muskeg]

You owe me so much sushi. SO. MUCH. SUSHI.

[preternaturalist]

I can do that after the 15th,
that's when the station pays me.

[muskeg]

... fine.

Why the fuck did you feel like baptizing me anyway? Where did that urge even come from?

[preternaturalist]

I panicked. My bad.

[muskeg]

What does that even mean? Next time just tell me you don't want the flower crown okay.

[preternaturalist]

I've had a premonition about an evil spirit in a flower crown lately. Like I said: I panicked.

[muskeg]

That is one hell of a panic, but legit. You want me to make you some wards at all?

[preternaturalist]

Might not be a bad idea. Thanks.

[muskeg]

Not a problem, might need more details about the premonition too, we should go over that.

[preternaturalist]

Sounds like an in-person kind of discussion. Should we meet up?

3

[scions]

in my defense, his fault for challenging me to a duel

[preternaturalist]

He did what? Why?

[scions]

challenged me to a duel.
i
uh
might have wounded a dude's pride enough to want to do so

[preternaturalist]

I salute you. A lot more male prides could stand to be taken down a peg or six.

[scions]

I mean, not wrong
doesn't help that my tolerance for fuckboy bullshit goes to zero when tipsy

[preternaturalist]

Oh, a fuckboy. Totally had it coming, then.

What did you say that got him so up in arms?

[scions]

Yup.

gave him shit about harassing someone to try and pick them up. to be fair, dude had about six inches on me and had some muscle, but uh. think he learned pretty quick not to go judging on appearance.

whoops? :D

[preternaturalist]

I think you mean, awesome. :D

I hope he learned his lesson.

[scions]

i may have gone a bit too far if the paramedics are any indication. granted it shouldn't be much beyond a couple sprains, but i may have also had to abscond elsewhere so i don't get in trouble

[preternaturalist]

Did you make a clean getaway?
Are you safe?

[scions]

oh yeah, I'm fine
just probably not going back anytime soon. might have to send the dude an apology card for going a tiny bit too far. maybe.

[preternaturalist]

I vote "no" on the card.

But I don't actually have a say in this so do as you like.

[scions]

eh, it's just a thought. but fair point, he kinda deserved getting his ass beat anyway so
idk

might just be too nice at this point

not that anyone would really believe him if he talked about what happened anyway

[preternaturalist]

Yeah, let him stew in that, don't apologize. He was the one in the wrong.