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[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-11-03 04:34 am (UTC)(link)

1. Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
2. Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
3. . Have fuck

*fun

actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good

4. She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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[personal profile] ifelonyou 2017-11-04 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
That seems to be implying that I don't get any already.
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[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-11-04 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Like even more would be a bad thing. Also I don't know your life, maybe you don't, maybe you're drowning in it.
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[personal profile] ifelonyou 2017-11-04 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Quality over quantity. If I got more, it would have to be worth my time.
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[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-11-04 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I won't argue that point.
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[personal profile] ifelonyou 2017-11-06 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
You sound like someone with experience.
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[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-11-06 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Extensive.
unchangeling: (That with which we struggle)

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[personal profile] unchangeling 2017-11-04 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow I'm not surprised. On either count.
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[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-11-04 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
I feel like anybody who knew me more than five minutes wouldn't be.
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[personal profile] unchangeling 2017-11-05 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Fair point.

[ He can't talk, he's scared off people without even trying. Granted that was the point a lot of the time. ]
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[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-11-06 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I don't usually get called out on it right way, though. I admired her directness. I tried to tell her that but she wouldn't have anything to do with me after declaring my shady motherfuckerness to the entire bar. Damn.
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[personal profile] unchangeling 2017-11-07 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
From the sounds of it, it was a very final sort of thing to say.
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[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-11-08 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Yeah, I guess it was. I guess we weren't meant to be after all.
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[personal profile] unchangeling 2017-11-11 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And I'm sure you'll survive the rejection.
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[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-11-12 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'm shriveling up as we speak.

I kid. I'll survive it, I just won't like it.
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[personal profile] unchangeling 2017-11-12 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you feel you have to be liked by every person you try and flirt with? Honest question.
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[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-11-13 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Honest answer: I don't need it but it's so rare that I don't get it that I guess that throws me for a minute.

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[personal profile] nunchii 2017-11-24 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
... I'm going to the grocery store to get coffee, what kind of fucking life do you think I live?

I'm not you, damnit.
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[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-11-24 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
No shit, you're not. If you were,
you'd be fucking at the grocery store.
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[personal profile] nunchii 2017-11-24 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
... seriously. Have you actually fucked someone in a grocery store? Wait, no. Don’t tell me. Ugh. UGH. I don’t want any more mental images.

Fuck you, Cheonil.
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[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-11-24 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
That could be arranged too. ;)

Hey while you're there will you grab me a box of chocopies?
nunchii: (but the night is all gone and baby so am)

[personal profile] nunchii 2017-11-24 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. But only if you promise to never sully my poor, innocent mind again with images of you doing terrible things to produce.

Also, I don't know where you have been, ew. :P
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[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-11-25 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
I fuck people not watermelons,
gross. Now who's the perv?
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[personal profile] nunchii 2017-11-25 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, even me thinking about you and produce doesn't come close to some of the shit you have done, I have many, many centuries to go before I become even a fraction of the perv you are.

Not that I want to. Fuck. That isn't what I am saying. Do not take this as an invitation to call me your Perv Padawan or something.
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[personal profile] uncleanspirit 2017-11-28 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
But the alliteration alone! Come on.