1. Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one. 2. Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized. 3. . Have fuck
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actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good 4. She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I don't usually get called out on it right way, though. I admired her directness. I tried to tell her that but she wouldn't have anything to do with me after declaring my shady motherfuckerness to the entire bar. Damn.
Look, even me thinking about you and produce doesn't come close to some of the shit you have done, I have many, many centuries to go before I become even a fraction of the perv you are.
Not that I want to. Fuck. That isn't what I am saying. Do not take this as an invitation to call me your Perv Padawan or something.
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1. Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
2. Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
3. . Have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
4. She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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[ He can't talk, he's scared off people without even trying. Granted that was the point a lot of the time. ]
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I kid. I'll survive it, I just won't like it.
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I'm not you, damnit.
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you'd be fucking at the grocery store.
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Fuck you, Cheonil.
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Hey while you're there will you grab me a box of chocopies?
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Also, I don't know where you have been, ew. :P
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gross. Now who's the perv?
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Not that I want to. Fuck. That isn't what I am saying. Do not take this as an invitation to call me your Perv Padawan or something.
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