nipplescratchers | texts from last night

1. Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
2. Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
3. . Have fuck

*fun

actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
4. She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.

That seems to be implying that I don't get any already.

Like even more would be a bad thing. Also I don't know your life, maybe you don't, maybe you're drowning in it.

Quality over quantity. If I got more, it would have to be worth my time.

I won't argue that point.

You sound like someone with experience.

Extensive.

Somehow I'm not surprised. On either count.

I feel like anybody who knew me more than five minutes wouldn't be.

Fair point.

[ He can't talk, he's scared off people without even trying. Granted that was the point a lot of the time. ]

I don't usually get called out on it right way, though. I admired her directness. I tried to tell her that but she wouldn't have anything to do with me after declaring my shady motherfuckerness to the entire bar. Damn.

From the sounds of it, it was a very final sort of thing to say.

Huh. Yeah, I guess it was. I guess we weren't meant to be after all.

And I'm sure you'll survive the rejection.

I'm shriveling up as we speak.

I kid. I'll survive it, I just won't like it.

Do you feel you have to be liked by every person you try and flirt with? Honest question.

Honest answer: I don't need it but it's so rare that I don't get it that I guess that throws me for a minute.

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... I'm going to the grocery store to get coffee, what kind of fucking life do you think I live?

I'm not you, damnit.

No shit, you're not. If you were,
you'd be fucking at the grocery store.

... seriously. Have you actually fucked someone in a grocery store? Wait, no. Don’t tell me. Ugh. UGH. I don’t want any more mental images.

Fuck you, Cheonil.

That could be arranged too. ;)

Hey while you're there will you grab me a box of chocopies?

Yes. But only if you promise to never sully my poor, innocent mind again with images of you doing terrible things to produce.

Also, I don't know where you have been, ew. :P

I fuck people not watermelons,
gross. Now who's the perv?

Look, even me thinking about you and produce doesn't come close to some of the shit you have done, I have many, many centuries to go before I become even a fraction of the perv you are.

Not that I want to. Fuck. That isn't what I am saying. Do not take this as an invitation to call me your Perv Padawan or something.

But the alliteration alone! Come on.