texts from last night

[preternaturalist]

y'all know what to do

Comments

[downfalling]

Because I can? Also on the off chance I catch you off-guard I can save it for posterity's sake

[muskeg]

Considering both of our histories, I feel like catching me off guard isn't gonna happen. Not without some serious creativity on your part. But good luck.

And no, no that isn't an invitation to tell me about your sexcapades, so please don't.

[downfalling]

Worth a shot.

Also you're no fun. But fine, I'll hold off.

[muskeg]

It was a shit shot, but whatever.

Hey, I am plenty fun, just not with you :P

[downfalling]

Wasn't really trying, to be perfectly honest.

See, now why are you holding out on little old me?

[muskeg]

That seems to me your mantra in life.

Because I have these things called standards, I know you are not familiar with them, but they do exist.

[downfalling]

I'd like to think it's more "don't half-ass something when you want it" but that works too I suppose.

Standards are overrated most of the time anyway

[muskeg]

... that almost makes it sound good. Almost.

Right, see, this is why I hold out on you. That and who else is going to infuriate me to the point of being able to cast a fucking curse from half a mile away? We become actual friends and then what? All hell breaks loose.

[downfalling]

That was the point.

You know, I was almost touched by that. Really. It hit me in one of my few feelings left.

[muskeg]

Cherish the almost feeling there, it will never happen again.

[downfalling]

Well, I mean it won't be on purpose if it does happen again, I'd assume

[muskeg]

For once, you assume correctly.

Oh yeah, meant to mention, found a rather interesting hex that might be useful to you in hunting. Kinda like a trip wire meshed with barbed wire and some silver thrown in for good measure, you want me to make you a few to try out?

[downfalling]

Huh. Neat.
Might have to do a test run, so yeah, get a few whipped up for me, I'll mess with it some more if I get a call about a vamp or something.