texts from last night

[preternaturalist]

y'all know what to do

Comments

[acrobaticdeer]

1. A: I miss you.
B: Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
2. I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
3. She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love..
4. Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?

2.

[gwisinbang]

ok but if you don't fit in an uber how are you gonna fit in my car

omg this isn't an issue of fit is it

[acrobaticdeer]

no it's not. :(

i'm really sorry but i can't walk out in public like this ;o;!!!

[gwisinbang]

send me the address
i'll be there as soon as i can

[acrobaticdeer]

[he types in the address]

thank you very much. ;o; i really do appreciate it.

[gwisinbang]

i can be there in like 15 hold tight
you're safe right

[acrobaticdeer]

okay.
yes. the house is located in a nice neighborhood

[gwisinbang]

ok good i'm glad

so do i honk when i'm outside or come in and get you or what

[acrobaticdeer]

i'm outside so honking should be fine

[gwisinbang]

[ And not long after he's rounding the corner in his older station wagon, peering up at house numbers. He honks the horn as he rolls up to the address. ]

[acrobaticdeer]

[and there is a pretty looking male in a sexy maid outfit quickly approaching the car, getting into the passenger seat and bowing at jaehyeon]

Thank you again.

[gwisinbang]

[ What the hell happened here ]

Uh.

Wow.

I mean, it makes your legs look nice but yeah, I see your point about not being seen in public.

[acrobaticdeer]

[he turns scarlet at the other's words, grabbing the ends of the skirt and trying to pull it down as much as he can to cover a little more of his legs]

I was tricked!

[gwisinbang]

Oh, come on, it's fine.

So what happened? Who tricked you?

[acrobaticdeer]

Some of the seniors that were at the party.

[gwisinbang]

That's not very nice of them. I'm glad you got out of there.

[acrobaticdeer]

I really should've never gone.

[gwisinbang]

No, don't blame yourself. How were you gonna know they would do that to you?

[acrobaticdeer]

Maybe.

[he slides down a little in the passenger seat, his pout becoming more prominent]

If he was here, he would've made sure none of this happened.

[gwisinbang]

[ Jae takes his eyes off the road a moment to glance at him. ]

Hm? Who's that, who's he?

[acrobaticdeer]

A good friend of mine. He always looked after me, making sure nothing like this ever happened. He said I was too gullible and nice.

[gwisinbang]

I'm sorry he couldn't be there, if he would have stopped this.

...I don't think there's such thing as "too nice", I think sometimes it's just that selfish people are drawn to nice people and take advantage without thinking about the consequences.

[acrobaticdeer]

[a shake of his head]

Don't be. He would be shaking his head right now, looking disappointed, worried, and relieved. Then asking me whether I learned my lesson.

[his pout disappears, morphing into a smile at the thought]

Really?

4

[muskeg]

... I want to say I am impressed but honestly, this isn't surprising to me at all. But please tell me it was your Pokemon footie pajamas.

I passed out on my living room floor at 2am in the middle of a summoning circle and woke up with sharpie on my face, so how do you think my night went.

Re: 4

[acrobaticdeer]

i do not know who wrote that text but it definitely was not me. >> i never got laid.

...i'm sorry? :<?