scions: (But mind your step)
jυѕт call мe "мadѕen". ([personal profile] scions) wrote in [community profile] nipplescratchers 2017-11-03 04:22 pm (UTC)

1. he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD-soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.

2. I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?

3. You know the Force is losing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor.

4. you tried to drunkenly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen

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