1. So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha 2. I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐 3. Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night? 4. Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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2. I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
3. Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
4. Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident