nipplescratchers | texts from last night

Some of the seniors that were at the party.

Judging by the reaction to it, it was a decent enough show at the very least.

i may have gone a bit too far if the paramedics are any indication. granted it shouldn't be much beyond a couple sprains, but i may have also had to abscond elsewhere so i don't get in trouble

What better way to fill an uncomfortable silence than a few laughs?

[ She grimaces before shaking her head. ]

I'm honestly impressed on top of disturbed. Then again, I really probably shouldn't be that surprised.

You're welcome, even it it meant losing out on getting a girl's number.

Did you make a clean getaway?
Are you safe?

I'm sorry!!!

But you know if she wasn't down with the whole Bob Ross thing was she really the girl for you?

How did it even come up? Like did he just bust out with this story, or was there some "here let me share some trauma with you" bonding or what?

That's not very nice of them. I'm glad you got out of there.

It wasn't the Bob Ross thing, but the fact we were wearing matching clothes. She thought you were my girlfriend and I was cheating in front of your face.

Well, damn, I missed out on everything tonight. Sucks to be me.

Oh. Shit. Right. My bad, I forgot about that.

I'll make it up to you?

Dumplings would ease the pain of having to go dateless for the weekend again.

Fair enough but let me go pick them up and let me go by myself. Otherwise you're gonna be making your own dumplings and dumplings for like 70 oher people too. You know my mom.

That's okay by me. I don't know if I can handle your mom trying to hook us up again. I'll let you get eaten by the wolves on your own this time.

I can't handle it either. At least it won't be two of us suffering if I go alone and make a few trays of dumplings. I'll spare you. This is who much I love you.