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y'all know what to do

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I try.

To answer, in order: 8/10 overall, barely, and probably not. Not that he wasn't bad, just might be a little awkward to see him on the street and say "hey, I totally fucked you on a pool table in the middle of a game with everyone watching".

You sound like someone with experience.

So, a voice controlled alarm clock then.

Well, I'm still kind of in the jeep. Since I can't find my pants. They're definitely not in here. There's a tiny red skirt here though.

I guess there's a half naked someone else around here somewhere.

Well! One seemed fine, two wasn't doing anything so what harm would a third one have done? Lesson learnt.

No money for lunch until payday?

Do you though, do you really? I mean you still chose to cut through the fucking graveyard you idiot.

...but are you alright? Am I gonna have to cleanse you or something?

That is one hell of a panic, but legit. You want me to make you some wards at all?

Cherish the almost feeling there, it will never happen again.

I mean they probably have something like that already so I guess?
Tho honestly I'm not that hard to get up, just a rough night.

i'm fine
it was the running drunk and full of chicken that made me barf not any spirit stuff

Might not be a bad idea. Thanks.

Oh, a fuckboy. Totally had it coming, then.

What did you say that got him so up in arms?

[ And she's down at one end of the bar, waving. ]

First round's on me, you deserve it after that kind of trauma.

One of the nurses said I looked like I was having a bad day. I guess this is what she does when she has a bad day.

I see your point. And it's the memories we make that count or some sentimental shit like that.

Extensive.

Don't worry about it. I got your back.

[he types in the address]

thank you very much. ;o; i really do appreciate it.

i do not know who wrote that text but it definitely was not me. >> i never got laid.

...i'm sorry? :<?

Well, I mean it won't be on purpose if it does happen again, I'd assume

Something like that.

i can be there in like 15 hold tight
you're safe right

Well, color me envious. You clearly had the better night.

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