texts from last night

[preternaturalist]

y'all know what to do

Comments

[thepussywhisperer]

That's okay by me. I don't know if I can handle your mom trying to hook us up again. I'll let you get eaten by the wolves on your own this time.

[diggingupdirt]

I can't handle it either. At least it won't be two of us suffering if I go alone and make a few trays of dumplings. I'll spare you. This is who much I love you.

[thepussywhisperer]

If you really loved me, you'd let me borrow Baozu. For like a month. Maybe a year.

[diggingupdirt]

And then have you wind up homeless when your landlord finds out you got a cat? That's not love.

[thepussywhisperer]

Well, it's not like I'm expecting my landlord to love me. I can deal with that later, after I give Baozu back.

Or I can sic Xiaolongbao on him.

[diggingupdirt]

I wouldn't sic Xiaolongbao on my worst enemy.

That's a lie, I'm a bitch and I totally would.